What do left-handed people like?

We like:

• Kettles which have the water level showing on both sides
• Toasters which have their controls on the front (few and far between, though)
• Lavatories with the flush on the top of the cistern - or on the wall behind - and NOT on the right hand side of the loo
• Schools which provide left-handed scissors to pupils
• Waiters who notice you are left handed and place your glass on the left, so you don't have to reach across to get it
• Sitting next to a fellow left hander when using chopsticks
• All manufacturers who are considerate enough to make left-handed versions of their products.
• The fact that we are different